mightevenbeagoodone:

mishadmitrikrushniccollins:

mishadmitrikrushniccollins:

Kevin Tran’s College Admission Essay, read by Osric Chau. 

No but I don’t understand why more people haven’t watched this. He wrote and read this himself as a character study and it is heartbreaking.

I just cried on a public bus listening to this. Thank you Osric Chau.

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

“Yeah, I do all the stuff I can. Let’s be frank, if you are in an action film, you are not in it for the characters, you are in it for the action – the stunts. If they take that away from you, it’s a sad story! I have damaged everything: knees, elbows, ribs. But I’m an old gymnast. I know how to survive.” – Mads Mikkelsen on doing his own stunts.

casincharge:

is that a flirtation (original post)

pornographicangel:

falloutbong:

dont hit men!!!!

dont hit women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

never respected a post as much as this

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

Rejected teaser poster for Captain America: The Winter Soldier

too-pretty-to-die:

spooningcaptainamerica:

neilpatrickheaven:

dadegbert:

“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me

the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”

the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”

The quadrilogy: how the fuck do you make gifs

missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

season 9 + scenery

blua:

This point can never be repeated often enough.

deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

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